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All I care about is pizza and like maybe 2 people. Pizza is your one true love in this world, share the love with this sassy and sarcastic funny pizza shirt.

All I care about is pizza and like maybe 2 people. Pizza is your one true love in this world, share the love with this sassy and sarcastic funny pizza shirt.

All I care about is feminism, social justice and equality for all. Smash the patriarchy and earn social justice and equality with this feminist shirt!

All I care about is feminism, social justice and equality for all. Smash the patriarchy and earn social justice and equality with this feminist shirt!

All I care about is feminism, social justice and equality for all. Smash the patriarchy and earn social justice and equality with this feminist shirt!

Celebrate Chanukah in style with our hilarious "All I Care About is Chanukah" t-shirt! This unique and fun design will let everyone know that you're a proud member of the Tribe who's ready to enjoy all the dreidels, latkes, and menorahs the season has to offer. Whether you're gathering with family, giving gifts, or just enjoying the festive spirit of the holiday, this t-shirt will help you show off your love for all things Chanukah. With its playful tone and irreverent attitude, it's perfect for anyone who wants to add a little humor to their holiday wardrobe. So grab one for yourself or give one as a present - either way, you'll be spreading some Chanukah cheer in no time. And remember: there's never enough gelt, so indulge while you can!

It's the greatest holiday of the year! So many presents! So much food! Oy. Show everyone that you're proud of your Judaism, but you also care about like, 2 goyim. This shirt makes a perfect Chanukah gift, Hanukkah gift, or however you choose to spell it. Feh!

It's the greatest holiday of the year! So many presents! So much food! Oy. Show everyone that you're proud of your Judaism, but you also care about like, 2 goyim. This shirt makes a perfect Chanukah gift, Hanukkah gift, or however you choose to spell it. Feh!

Well, you might end up going to a Thanksgiving dinner and don't care about any of the people there. Well, why not go straight to the turkey and not to the people with this "All I Care About Is Turkey And None Of You" Shirt design. You just have to sit on the couch watching Football and not talking to anyone because you wore this to Family Dinner.

Well, you might end up going to a Thanksgiving dinner and don't care about any of the people there. Well, why not go straight to the turkey and not to the people with this "All I Care About Is Turkey And None Of You" Shirt design. You just have to sit on the couch watching Football and not talking to anyone because you wore this to Family Dinner.

Well, you might end up going to a Thanksgiving dinner and don't care about any of the people there. Well, why not go straight to the turkey and not to the people with this "All I Care About Is Turkey And None Of You" Shirt design. You just have to sit on the couch watching Football and not talking to anyone because you wore this to Family Dinner.

I only like two things: naps and snacks. Show your priorities with this funny design!

I only like two things: naps and snacks. Show your priorities with this funny design!

This pumpkin spice shirt is great for fall lovers, autumn enthusiasts, scarf and sweater lovers because "all I care about is pumpkin spice." This fall shirt is great for fans of fall quotes, pumpkin shirts and pumpkin spice lattes.

This funny Kardashian shirt is perfect for fan of reality tv and kardashian fans, because "all I care about is pizza and the Kardashians. This pizza shirt is great for junk food lovers, pizza quotes, reality tv fans, kardashian memes and funny pizza jokes.

This funny Kardashian shirt is perfect for fan of reality tv and kardashian fans, because "all I care about is pizza and the Kardashians. This pizza shirt is great for junk food lovers, pizza quotes, reality tv fans, kardashian memes and funny pizza jokes.

This funny Kardashian shirt is perfect for fan of reality tv and kardashian fans, because "all I care about is pizza and the Kardashians. This pizza shirt is great for junk food lovers, pizza quotes, reality tv fans, kardashian memes and funny pizza jokes.

All I care about is food and avoiding people. Sit at the perfect intersection of socially awkward, and junk food loving laziness with this funny social anxiety shirt. You too can tell everyone how much you love food, and how people make you nervous and weird with this funny junk food shirt.

All I care about is food and avoiding people. Sit at the perfect intersection of socially awkward, and junk food loving laziness with this funny social anxiety shirt. You too can tell everyone how much you love food, and how people make you nervous and weird with this funny junk food shirt.

There are only three things in the world that matter: coffee, cats and excessive amounts of time on Netflix! This shirt that features love, coffee like espresso and lattes, and netflix marathons is perfect for weekends to yourself or out and about to tell everyone yours dream day in bed. So cuddle some kittens, drink some coffee and watch some documentaries!

This shirt is perfect for the hair stylists who loves cracking homes with customers. If you love cutting hair, but you can't seem to care about anyone but maybe like two people, you might as well joke about it. Being a beautician isn't just a job, it's a lifestyle.

This shirt is perfect for the hair stylists who loves cracking homes with customers. If you love cutting hair, but you can't seem to care about anyone but maybe like two people, you might as well joke about it. Being a beautician isn't just a job, it's a lifestyle.

Who cares about people anyway? Let your introverted side shine bright and shy away from socializing all you want with this lazy, cat lover's, netflix enthusiast's design! Now curl up and take a cat nap with your besties!

Who cares about people anyway? Let your introverted side shine bright and shy away from socializing all you want with this lazy, cat lover's, netflix enthusiast's design! Now curl up and take a cat nap with your besties!

There isn't a lot in this world that you care about and in the end you could probably describe those things on one hand. If one of those things is Basketball, than this "All I Care About Is Basketball And Like 2 People" shirt design was made for you. The next time you're at a Basketball game and you want to show how serious you are about the game and the 2 people you like the most.

There isn't a lot in this world that you care about and in the end you could probably describe those things on one hand. If one of those things is Basketball, than this "All I Care About Is Basketball And Like 2 People" shirt design was made for you. The next time you're at a Basketball game and you want to show how serious you are about the game and the 2 people you like the most.

There isn't a lot in this world that you care about and in the end you could probably describe those things on one hand. If one of those things is Basketball, than this "All I Care About Is Basketball And Like 2 People" shirt design was made for you. The next time you're at a Basketball game and you want to show how serious you are about the game and the 2 people you like the most.

I only care about a couple people out there. There aren't that many people that really get my interest. Dogs though. I love dogs. Doggies and puppies make me happy and I can safely say that I love every dog out there. So when I wear this shirt that says, "All I Care About is Dogs and Like Two People. " like the proud dog parent I am, I'm not lying.

All I care about is a good craft beer and maybe like 2, people? A good beer will always be there for me. Call me a beer snob if you want, be I prefer beer geek. I just really love a good locally brewed beer. Though huge domestic brands are just so...meh. So drink up and enjoy with me because all I like is a good beer and like 2 people!

If you have no time for people who don't like hunting, this design which reads "All I Care About Is Hunting and like 2 People" is perfect for you! Great to wear on those days that, for whatever reason, you aren't able to go hunting.